On this weeks edition of TwiCrap.....

we would like to introduce you to the twilight chucks, you can customize them with your fav team or even your fav book-take it from me, make sure they paint "big ass loser" on it as well when you place your order. The examiner has the full story as well as order details.

found this and it was so hilarious i had to post it, not exactly twicrap but it will make you laugh all the same.