Catherine Hardwick: the original couger

just for one night but she's not allowed within 5ft of a video camera, I don't want her any where near our movies, just set her loose and she'll take care of the rest. I will be the first to publicly admit i miss the coug, Rob might have said the same thing privately.
the coug is the ish!
Thinking about Japan made me realize it was so uneventful, why you might ask? did Chris rub against Rob? no, no he didn't in fact the dilf that is Chris held his own against the smiley one, I know, right? many have tried, so many failed.

touch it Chris, i know you want to, touch.it.!
We can't let Rob go through these promotions with out being inappropriately groped.....there was that one man in the airport but he was no Cathy he was way too open about it.
me thinks he touched me arse
She's more secretive but not so secretive, there was an art to Cathy's grope but there's no shame in her game.

she can turn the gay, straight...she's got game
Where's Cathy?  If any one sees her tell her Twiremedy is looking for her....Rob's arse might be hiding from her. I'm banking on Nov. 16, someone tells her Chris did a better job than she did and he's gonna remake Twilight so she forces herself into Rob's arms and Jackpot.....the Coug is back!

he bores me, this could be you Rob....feeling lucky?

1 interview, 2 Twilight men, numerous thoughts and comments

As I sit in the campus computer lab/library... sending e-mails and *trying* to block out all things Twilight so i can concentrate on studying, I stumbled upon this article[like i always do...] from newmoonmovie.org . Some magazine not in the USA =/ did an interview with Taylor & Rob. Very thought provoking questions! Questions that got me thinking and reflecting.. and remembering why we started this lovely blog to begin with. There's a comment Rob made [yes, i read his portions too] .. it pertains to Catherine Hardwick... and it made me laugh and feel a tad bit upset.. then i remembered... Catherine is mostly the reasoning behind this blog.. yea Stephenie Meyer wrote the books, but it was C. Hardwick's inappropriateness towards Rob that got this whole blog idea brewing. one part of the interview that i found funny was when Rob said working with Chris was more relaxing than working with Catherine. Yea.. I'm sure working with a cougar that wont let you breathe isnt very relaxing at all! Cutest Tay comment: if he had the chance he would re-write new moon so that Jacob gets the girl! awww

[this was suppose to be posted WAY back on 10.14.09... but procrastination got the best of me.. sorrie. ]

Happy Belated Cougar Cathy

Yesterday was cougar Cathy's birfday, Damn 1955??? how are you still that flexible? hip replacements are really advanced! not bad at all...explains why she's so frisky

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we wanted her to think we forgot hehehe, then again the cougar's been around longer than Edward (heard she was there when they created dirt, joking Cathy we loves you) but we were in no rush to celebrate this year because that would be like admitting your too old for Rob. Any who they sent me some of your msgs, accidentally of course, or maybe they thought you didn't want them since your so busy with all your up coming projects...damn do you have your hands full, i do not envy you, well i do a little Robbie didn't send me anything this year.
Even Robbie sent you a little sumin sumin to celebrate, it came with a note: Thinking of you always!

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Um, there was a third msg but it was anonymous and they wanted to tell you to put away the mini skirts and mini dresses,  crop tops, belly shirts, tight dresses, tight shirts, Jamaican braids and leave all that for Nikki and Kstew, say it with me now new wardrobe.....wonder who sent that one? shame on you!

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*This isn't real, well it really came out the corners of my crazy mind, does that count? can't believe i need to explain this...

Robs REAL girlfriend!!!

~~ Disclaimer: we do not hate Catherine...this is merely for humorous. We don't intend to offending anyone, so please don't take this the wrong way. ~~

Most of us saw the pics from last sunday night at the TCA where Catherine inappropriatly fondled our RPattz. Although we are grateful [I think we are] that Catherine directed the Twilight movie, some of her behavior, around Rob especially, has been a little too much to handle, even for me [NiC0LE]. After seeing some interviews, award shows, and other footage it has become clear to us both that something is wrong with Catherine. Does she have the hots for Rob Pattinson??? Trust us, the proof is out there. Read our list of incidences below, tell us if you agree, disagree-dint see how you could, but if you must...- or if you know of other incidences that we may have forgotten.

We decided to make this particular posting way before we made the blog. it all started with the bonus features on my 3-disc [yepp 3] Twilight DvD. Sadly, I was really annoyed with the way Catherine talked about certain topics... well more so I though it was funnie yet couldn't bare to listen. It wasn't noticeable until recently, while watching the voice-over commentary that Kristen, Rob & Catherine made for the movie, which brings us to the beginning of it all!

no, not KStew, the one on the right ~~~~~> more pics can be found at Getty Images

1) too often through out the commentary Catherine makes comments and jokes, to or about Rob, that seem wayyyy too flirty!! One point in particular she says "ROB!! Stop it! *giggle*" Yes the woman giggles like a little school girl! WTF i can only imagine Kirsten was a little uncomfy! I was very uncomfy and i could only hear the woman for Christ sake.

2) during the commentary, Rob mentioned something about a particularly hard day of filming, he remembered crying in his trailer while watching a movie, etc, etc.. then Catherine makes the most random comment "Yea i remember, i was with you" [the exact quote will come...] UMMMM... is she putting their business on the street or WHAT??!! Chillax Catherine!

3) Again during commentary... i think its the part in the movie when the students leave the green house.. Rob starts rambling about how he was trying to make a sexy face but it didn't quite work out and Ms. Hardwicke makes another inappropriate comment to the turn of "Oh yea! you look real sexy here Rob!" <-- soo not necessary! Even my [Nicole] mother, who kinda thinks Rob is adorable, said Catherine was going too far with her comments! It was at that point when my mom had to turn the commentary off! lol

4) The Teen Choice Awards 2009... I'm sure you all have seen the pics! of all the cast members to squeeze next to, she chooses Rob! convenient, much? yea.. some of the pics people posted online show them all hugged up... i don't have much comments on that little subject for now....

~~ Continue Reading Below For Kim's thoughts on this topic ~~

During the same commentary Rob spoke of his biceps and how much he needed to do to create Edwards body needless to say Ms. always gotta have a comment Catherine compliments Rob on his body again!! so that makes four times in less than thirty minutes. It's sad when cougars prey on the innocent.

Catherine Hardwick...no longer a Cougar in training!

"Catherine wouldn't keep her hands off of Rob! She always had a hand on him! Either on his chest of his arm or his leg! Ew!"

view the whole story from twifans.

*[side note from NiCoLE: We will soon post a lovely blog about our thoughts & views of Catherine's too-flirty/touchy-feely encounters with Rob... Its beginning to seem.... inappropriate.]