Breaking Dawn 2: The FINAL trailer

Remedy has chosen to live under a rock and refuses to watch any BD2 trailers... myself on the other hand am all for them! So it's only fitting that I show you all the final trailer on the blog.... What do you think?

Personally I think Bella makes a kick-ass vampire... and Jacob ::sigh:: love him as always!! Only 52 more days!!! I'm too excited!!!



New Eclipse Pictures and 2 New Clips

cuteness!

Hotness!

Damn!

gotta show some love to Mike

if i must....

All images via Socialite, they have tons of new pics over there if you want to check them out! Videos via Eclipse Movie

Sunday Funny

For the team Edward and team Jacob girls aka team Switzerland cause you just couldn't decide, this was too funny not to post.

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New Eclipse Clips

lmao, i love the comment from Edward: "Does he own a shirt" i keep repeating that part cause its so unexpected.

Did he really say i kissed Bella? Charlie should not be there cause Edward looks like he's gonna kill Jake. Don't remember this from the book but i like it!

RobWard looks really hot angry....yes i know i have a problem. RPLife has over 150 screencaps from these two videos.

Another Eclipse photo and the Eclipse Soundtrack

This photo was released of the Cullen men in a heated conversation. It's nice to see the men sometimes :)

According to Steph Meyer's site and Summit Muse will have the first single on the soundtrack-this is Muses third song on a The Twilight saga soundtrack (they are one of Stephanie's favorite bands and they do make good music). Their song, "Neutron Star Collision (Love is forever)", will premiere on May 17th. :

@Twilight: Stay tuned for more information on the ECLIPSE soundtrack (@EclipseSoundtrk) and Muse's single "Neutron Star

 
We'll keep an eye out for the list of artists on the soundtrack, the songs they contributed and Muses new single. The entire soundtrack will be available June 8th around the time of the companion, the Bree Tanner book, the movie....you get the picture. The Eclipse soundtrack can be pre-ordered on Amazon.

How to get your hands on Bella's engagement ring

Infinite Jewelry, the same people who designed Bella's engagement ring with Steph Meyer also made her bracelet with Edward heart and Jacob's wolf. The ring is available for different prices depending on the type you want...translation: if you can't afford diamonds they have a ring for you! if you can't afford gold they also have a ring for you!

If you can afford either you shouldn't be trying to get your hands on this ring. Tell him your knocked up and make him buy you the ring then you say just kidding and keep if anyways.

Everything's on sale on their website as well as other "Twilight Jewelry" translation: stuff they put Bella/Twilight on to make us buy it :)

 um just a thought, isn't Jacob's wolf supposed to be made of wood? O.o  

Bella's mood swings are giving me whiplash

Have you ever felt like this?

Yeah me too, more times than not, how hard is it to have someone sit in your car without touching your *ish! This got me thinking, how many times did Bella really piss off Edward? I'm not just talking the blocking she did either: "no Edward, we should stop" "Edward, please don't stop" 

From Twilight to New Moon even Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Were we even surprised he kissed in Eclipse? she gave him the opening, made me laugh my ass off too "I punched a werewolf". Then there was the space heater incident, highly inappropriate! Then there was the time after their wedding when she decided to have a talk with Jake about her honeymoon. Bella, Bella, Bella....didn't Renee tell you to never talk sex with a man your never going to sleep with.

I wonder what would have happened if he really told her how she made him feel. I'm honestly surprised he didn't give up and bite for being so damn bipolar.

17Mag hearts vampires & Ashley's fitness!

So I picked up the recent issue of 17 magazine [i dont even know why... i'm past the teen years but i like most of the content of this mag]... anywho... I'm flipping through the first few pages and came across a picture of Paul Wesley [Setefan Salvatore from Vampire Diaries......] So I immedintly flipped right to that page. Why? Well he's the hottest Vampire I've seen since Kellan Bear!! So theres a short & simple little interview with him followed by a comparison of him... or 'Stefan Salvatore vs. Edward [Cullen].... My first reaction was a laugh, cause I can't see how one can compare these to 'vampire characters when its sooo clear which is hotter.. or simply cute in general [.... that would be Stefan ppl.... i'm a wolf girl 100% but i will abandon the Twi-world for Stefan.. Paul Wesley!] ... so yea there's a comparison btwn these two fictional character and I thoguht I'd share...

so the categories were:

BEST KISSING STYLE

- Stefan.. because he can kiss Elana without fear of hurting her.. unlike others of his kind [i.e. Edward]
BEST SHIRTLESS BODY
-.Stefan of course.. don't act surprised!!! My eyes *still* burn at the thought of Edwards shirtless-ness in NM.... eww [sorrie... thats my opinion]

BEST[or least scary] "VAMPING OUT" LOOK

- Edward... Although I highly disagree about the sparkly one, Stefans "vampire" isn't too cute either. The veins under his eyes move like worms!! lol

[side note: so glad 17Mag did this.. I was going to make a post like this wks ago after watching an ep. of VD]


Also in the mag [that seems to be VERY Twilight friendly] was an ecercise section with tips from a lady named Lehua Harrison.. she's Ashley [Greene's] pilates trainer. No since Ms. Ashley is always in good shape, I will def be trying out these exercise tips!!!

Holy **** Eclipse

this looks original don't remember reading this in the book!

i spy a wedding ring!

and a nasty looking weave....

On to the fun stuff!!

LEG HITCH!!!!

did Edward just grab Bella's boob?? I can't wait til June 30!!! How many more days to go? Good God, i need to get off the computer. On that note if we our bloggie after these pics it's so worth it! then again we're so small maybe no one will notice :)
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Tuesday funny- Jacob belongs with Bella?

saw this video and thought it was cute... maybe partially because its a T. Swift song... or beacause its about Jacob... either way its kinda T-squared related.. but that dosnt matter. Its cute/funny

today's New Moon recap

Been brought to my attention that i blog with a sailors mouth, must apologize but some of the f-ckery in the twiworld demand said language, i'm docking the ship and i'll try to keep my language in check.

With that said i wanted to share some of my findings from today:
Chris Weitz will be in LA at the Beverly Hilton, he'll be doing a press conference. As much i would love to have that mess of a soundtrack explained to me i refuse to shell out $200 for that crap-see am changing-esp if there's no cast, not even one person means money will remain in the bank. This is the info, if you go tell Chris Twiremedy sent a message and it's just three words WTF-that doesn't count, i technically didn't cuss-Thank you in advance if you do deliver my msg. Actually, let him know i appreciate him, much more so than cougar Cathy......she knows why!
Found NM stills, eeeks!

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Here's Bella Swanson trying to be ever so gentle....that look on Edward's face screams hurry the hell up biotch

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Edward first, cause i loves him

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My TwiLife

I came across a couple of blogs the other day, they asked whether twilight ruins your love life. I will tell you i'm 22 yrs old-proud Virgo-i have no kids nor do i plan on acquiring any and i'm singles-yes, by choice because dating's a bitch and i don't want the drama-in fact that's how i go into reading twilight. I don't broadcast my love for everything twilight-wait does this blog count?-but once you get the conversation started it's pretty hard to get me to refocus.

I converted my bff, her mom, i even tried to get my mom into it but with her it's a little harder-she lives 2000 miles away or i would have bombard her with everything twilight, actually when you mention twilight this is her response "the one with the shiny dead people? don't they drink blood? what kind of nastiness is that, in the name of Jesus....." i'll spare you the rest cause this sometimes go on for a few minutes, the only movie she ever like was a walk to remember.

Sorry got off topic, every once in a while i run into the persistent guy and he swears we're destined for each other so they come up with new creative ways to ask you out. What if that guy turns out to be a jackass, do you bust out the twilight deets like a true twihard to scare him off? What if you end up liking him, do you wait until your in a relationship before telling your secret?-ewww not that one nasty, i'm talking about what's locked in your TwiCloset-if he's not a complete douche he'll put up with it. So when is it ok to tell that special someone?

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I loves me some RobWard, i'm constantly talking about him-luckily my Alice/twihershey lets me get it out of my system even though she's team Jacob or i'd be blogging like a stalker, did i mention that i almost flew to Vancouver by myself two weeks ago until she reminded me of the movie hostel, one of the many reasons why you should never go to a foreign country alone-hopefully we realize real men can't completely live up to Edward and Jacob's standard, so i wonder should we tell them anything at all?

 ~The smart ass in me says he needs to put a ring on it before you bring up your twilight addiction but then i realized if he doesn't like it i might be tempted to choke him late one night.......

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That's right bff, info on getting your very own bk crown

So tired.....it's been a long sh*tty day until i saw this! Twihershey has been dying to get her hands on one of these. She has been to every bk in our neighborhood trying to find out when she can get her very own. Did i mention she will be wearing it to the nm premiere???

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Just in time for NM burger king released info on how you can get your very own crown. Click here to find out more info so you can be first in line with Twihershey. i can't believe she will rock this sh*t to the NM premiere in Nov. but she won't even consider becoming Pattinson pants lady for a couple of short hours. Yes everyone our very own TwiCrackhead will be wearing the BK crown to the NM premiere so you can spot her a mile away, to make it worst she's teaming it with a Team Jake shirt. Take it from me bff, neither is less embarrassing! Here's an idea why not wear it with this???

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That's right, the latest Edward wig!

What not to do on twitter

It's too early to be awake, it's too early to be pissed off. I feel asleep at 7pm last night, no, not a typo you read that sh*t right, didn't even get to do my Saturday night clubbing cause i woke up at 4am, while i was catching up on my tweets it became agonizing. I realize we live in different states, cities and countries but some things must be said and i guess i will be the one to say it:
*If you have a twilight blog, don't tweet about anything not related to twilight cause that's the only reason we follow you-this get me the most-oh my kid this and my kid that, god damn it, i don't have kids for a reason so i would rather not waste brain cells reading about yours and the trivial things they do through out the day. If you really feel the need to talk about your kids create a separate account-I stopped following many people for this offense.
*Can we not retweet everything people tweet, having five people RT the same thing makes twitter a bitch, seriously there should be a RT limit. Spare me, @peterfacinelli he has over a million followers we all saw what he tweet the first time!
*Why aren't you following us on twitter? yes of course i had to throw it in there! we need your support and we only tweet our blog posts or things twilight related.
*#FF, can we mix this up a bit, having you tell me to follow the same people i'm already following makes me want to unfollow you! just remember that on #FF
*Fakers, Fakers, Fakers wtf man you have nothing better to do than pretend to be someone else? Come on, how cool are you pretending to be someone else, don't you realize how douchy you look when people realize your not who you say you are. FYI, twihards get crazy when we meet the real twilight stars think about what we will do to you when they realize your not RPattz or who ever your trying to be!
I have a feeling this is only part one and there will be more to come....

nothing like Edward to calm me down, did he get a hair cut??? can you say sexy!

i will buy anything he's selling, as long as he's selling himself!

~photo credit both photos taken from the same place

The reason Edward's car isn't silver!!!!

y now I'm sure we've all seen the NM trailor, yes? And you Edward/Rob fans [maybe even myself] have been upset over the fact that Edward's beloved Volvo isn't silver!!! Summit claims its a "metallic dark grey" but thats a bunch of bullsh*t- it looks black to me. The people in charge of color selection are blinder than bats!! So i began to wonder-- Why didnt they use the car from Twilight?Or simply get another silver Volvo?! Did that many people run out and buy up ALL the silver Volvo's??!?!? <--- that one I seriously doubt since we're in a recession. And suddenly I remembered.. The actual car Rob drove in Twilight was given away!!... on the Tyra Banks Show last year [..aaaw i watched that episode and didnt know a thing about twilight..].
[car giveaway is closer to the end of the video]


I'm not sure why they would give away his signature car w/o making sure there was a back-up car for NM... Did they reallly not know they would be making NM?! And I would assume Summit didnt want to look like Indian-givers and ask for the car back, right?! Plus I'm sure the girl wouldnt return it anyway... I seriously hope no other drastic changes are made between the next 3 movies... Can u imagine Bella with a blond wig cause all the brown one sold out?!?! or Bella's truck being green?! I seriously hope Summit learns from this drastic mistake and never lets something like this happen again.. us Twilight fans know the books all to well [some more than others & i'm in the 'others' group. lol]
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So the twi-challenge begins......

We've been at this bloggy business for about a month now, hopefully you smut lovers realize we are two different people. I being the fun, tell it like it is smut bringer and twihersheys are-as she puts it-polar opposites. She says i'm always pissed and i love to swear....hmmm think they have room for one more at the twitarded inn??? I swear cause i'm the sh*t lol really i swear cause it's fun god damn it. We've decided to put my assumptions to test cause you know Rob's the sh*t. [i was totally gonna put something mean.. but i wont. but he aint the sh*t] Rob and Taylor each have a movie premiering next year on the same day and we would like to know which will do better-to be fair Taylor already has an advantage considering ever celebrity who's somebody will be in that damn movie-however i'm betting on Rob hottie all the way because he never fails. [actually... he failed to shave those nasty tummy hairs b4 shooting NM] well that twitter msg was a huge fail but that's beside the point we loves us some Rob. Will this become a team Edward vs. Team Jacon battle or Rob vs. Taylor or Robward vs. Taycon? i'm hoping you all know the difference by now.
fyi team Jacon was created by Twihersheys lol cause b*tch can't spell, shows you how much she supports the puppy. ummm can you NOT put my spelling errors on blast?! DANG!!!



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***Rude red comments were so rudely made by twihersheys, did i mention how rude she is intruding on my blog, rude!