Breaking Dawn 2: The FINAL trailer

Remedy has chosen to live under a rock and refuses to watch any BD2 trailers... myself on the other hand am all for them! So it's only fitting that I show you all the final trailer on the blog.... What do you think?

Personally I think Bella makes a kick-ass vampire... and Jacob ::sigh:: love him as always!! Only 52 more days!!! I'm too excited!!!



New Eclipse Pictures and 2 New Clips

cuteness!

Hotness!

Damn!

gotta show some love to Mike

if i must....

All images via Socialite, they have tons of new pics over there if you want to check them out! Videos via Eclipse Movie

Sunday Funny

For the team Edward and team Jacob girls aka team Switzerland cause you just couldn't decide, this was too funny not to post.

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Rob does the Circus

I thought Bel Ami Rob was hot until.....

that's right ladies Rob does the circus and his character name???? Jacob, oh the irony. I'm officially team Jacob! 

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How to get your hands on Bella's engagement ring

Infinite Jewelry, the same people who designed Bella's engagement ring with Steph Meyer also made her bracelet with Edward heart and Jacob's wolf. The ring is available for different prices depending on the type you want...translation: if you can't afford diamonds they have a ring for you! if you can't afford gold they also have a ring for you!

If you can afford either you shouldn't be trying to get your hands on this ring. Tell him your knocked up and make him buy you the ring then you say just kidding and keep if anyways.

Everything's on sale on their website as well as other "Twilight Jewelry" translation: stuff they put Bella/Twilight on to make us buy it :)

 um just a thought, isn't Jacob's wolf supposed to be made of wood? O.o  

Tuesday funny- Jacob belongs with Bella?

saw this video and thought it was cute... maybe partially because its a T. Swift song... or beacause its about Jacob... either way its kinda T-squared related.. but that dosnt matter. Its cute/funny

New findings from New Moon: The Book

Started reading New Moon again last night,

 it's actually my first time reading it since i started this blog so about two months give or take a day, its also my third time reading it unless you count reading just the beginning and the end trying to skip Jacob's part (sorry but it was hell reading about Bella having fun with out Edward lol i know i'm certifiable). Where was i...oh yeah, so this time i decided to read it with an open mind and to my surprise it's like reading a new book. Here are some new things i found:

• I remembered hating Jessica and Laurent, wanting to slap Bella and Angela, I don't know if you noticed this but Angela is Bella in a normal human relationship...she has the human safe boyfriend but she devotes her self to Ben like Bella does to Edward, that might be the reason Edward and Ben got along. 
• I discovered something else that might also be important (to me any ways) Jacob is Bella's rebound guy, the guy that made you feel safe after a hard breakup, the one who comforted you and brought you back from the edge so you transfer all your feelings from your lost relationship into this new guy and depending on how much you let yourself feel it's an instant relationship or borderline friendship. 
• I think Jake felt it as well and tried to be everything Bella needed him to be. This is the problem with that type of relationship and the reason they never last: the girl doesn't allow herself to get over the last guy (Edward) so she's still hung up on him, thus being unable to move on. The rebound guy being unable to show his true self, usually stuck in the friend zone, decides to be the best friend she will ever have hoping she will someday realize her mistake and fall for him.

Am i a genius or what? don't you dare say or what! I'm gonna keep reading with an open mind and see what else i find. I will say i'm back to feeling pity for Jacob and a little less hatred for his persistence, I blame Bella and her mixed signals.

This Bella is a no, no...while we're at it, so is this...even though it's more of a HELL NO!

and this

 must i teach you everything?

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Bella fights for her man best buddy

Did we all see the Entertainment Tonight exclusive NM clip?! Taylor even introduced it!! Suppossedly this clip was shown at the Scream Awards this past weekend. Im still partially sad i wasnt there... coulda met my jailbait.. BUT Mr. Timberlake was in Vegas.. and well i really love that man.. but this blog isnt about JT... Scream Awards- NM clip- Bella slugs/punches/slaps Paul in the face!

Im sure from the very beginning when the very NM clip was released, we all sat and wondered WTF... is Bella running from Laurent?" "Her clothes are diff... who is she running from?" those questions are FINALLY answered! the answer: Paul. From the clip, and my own brain storming this is what i conclude: Bella confronts wold pack about Jacob's sudden wierdness/ Paul acts all bad-ass, brushed Bella off and laughs in her face/ Bella gets beyond pissed and does what we all think of doing when someone makes us angry... she sluggs the s**t out of Paul's face! haha THEN after he morphs into "the big bad wolf" and Bella regrets ever touching Paul she runs for her life towards Jake's house.... and then the more popular clip comes into play... Jacob morphs into a wolf and in wolf-talk, tell Paul to "back the f**k up!" hahaha i'm totally exaggerating that last part, but i'm sure he thinks something to that effect! well enough of my commentary.. check out the clip TwiRemedy/Mrs E.C. posted above..

in one more month... we'll get 2 hours on this! It's almost illegal!

today's New Moon recap

Been brought to my attention that i blog with a sailors mouth, must apologize but some of the f-ckery in the twiworld demand said language, i'm docking the ship and i'll try to keep my language in check.

With that said i wanted to share some of my findings from today:
Chris Weitz will be in LA at the Beverly Hilton, he'll be doing a press conference. As much i would love to have that mess of a soundtrack explained to me i refuse to shell out $200 for that crap-see am changing-esp if there's no cast, not even one person means money will remain in the bank. This is the info, if you go tell Chris Twiremedy sent a message and it's just three words WTF-that doesn't count, i technically didn't cuss-Thank you in advance if you do deliver my msg. Actually, let him know i appreciate him, much more so than cougar Cathy......she knows why!
Found NM stills, eeeks!

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Here's Bella Swanson trying to be ever so gentle....that look on Edward's face screams hurry the hell up biotch

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Edward first, cause i loves him

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Is everyone team Jacob...except me?!?

Selena Gomez is team Jacon, so is Ashley Greene, BFF, even some of you followers....wtf am i missing??? Team Jacob seem to be growing larger and i'm starting to wonder if people like Jacob the character or Taylor the body.
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Is it because I've always been attracted to older men, i have a no jailbait policy but please someone fill me in. I mean i get it, the boy is huge, bigger now for Eclipse even bigger than in New Moon like the book i guess but i don't get it. Taylor even said how embarrassed he is of all the shirtless pics they use in his promo. He's actually starting to scare me because of how much muscle he's put on...i'm honestly worried. Yes, i know he's super cute with his little baby face but Jacob has always been in the friend zone of my mind. Jacob was too loyal, like a friend, annoyingly persistent and he never seemed to possess any boyfriend like quality. Once you find yourself tricking a girl into kissing you it's kinda over.

hahaha, the jorts kill me!
I seem to have a knack for pissing off every Jacob follower in existence but can i say how pissed i will be if this follows through? I will wake up twihershey from her nap (she sleeps through every movie and i will have a camera on premiere night in case she falls asleep, black mail and such....) but i'll be in full bitch mode!


aaaaah now this is more like it! yes, i'm crazy we already established this, now if you don't mind i'd like to move on.

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My TwiLife

I came across a couple of blogs the other day, they asked whether twilight ruins your love life. I will tell you i'm 22 yrs old-proud Virgo-i have no kids nor do i plan on acquiring any and i'm singles-yes, by choice because dating's a bitch and i don't want the drama-in fact that's how i go into reading twilight. I don't broadcast my love for everything twilight-wait does this blog count?-but once you get the conversation started it's pretty hard to get me to refocus.

I converted my bff, her mom, i even tried to get my mom into it but with her it's a little harder-she lives 2000 miles away or i would have bombard her with everything twilight, actually when you mention twilight this is her response "the one with the shiny dead people? don't they drink blood? what kind of nastiness is that, in the name of Jesus....." i'll spare you the rest cause this sometimes go on for a few minutes, the only movie she ever like was a walk to remember.

Sorry got off topic, every once in a while i run into the persistent guy and he swears we're destined for each other so they come up with new creative ways to ask you out. What if that guy turns out to be a jackass, do you bust out the twilight deets like a true twihard to scare him off? What if you end up liking him, do you wait until your in a relationship before telling your secret?-ewww not that one nasty, i'm talking about what's locked in your TwiCloset-if he's not a complete douche he'll put up with it. So when is it ok to tell that special someone?

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I loves me some RobWard, i'm constantly talking about him-luckily my Alice/twihershey lets me get it out of my system even though she's team Jacob or i'd be blogging like a stalker, did i mention that i almost flew to Vancouver by myself two weeks ago until she reminded me of the movie hostel, one of the many reasons why you should never go to a foreign country alone-hopefully we realize real men can't completely live up to Edward and Jacob's standard, so i wonder should we tell them anything at all?

 ~The smart ass in me says he needs to put a ring on it before you bring up your twilight addiction but then i realized if he doesn't like it i might be tempted to choke him late one night.......

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Mike Newton our favorite gramps

Found this pic of Mike Welch in character as Mike Newton, if you remember this is the scene with Mike Jake and Bella at the movies in New Moon and Mike is supposed to be sick....

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guess that's his sick face, isn't mike supposed to be in high school? why does he look like a swollen frog??? i'm gonna miss the old twilight days with stalker mike.

So the twi-challenge begins......

We've been at this bloggy business for about a month now, hopefully you smut lovers realize we are two different people. I being the fun, tell it like it is smut bringer and twihersheys are-as she puts it-polar opposites. She says i'm always pissed and i love to swear....hmmm think they have room for one more at the twitarded inn??? I swear cause i'm the sh*t lol really i swear cause it's fun god damn it. We've decided to put my assumptions to test cause you know Rob's the sh*t. [i was totally gonna put something mean.. but i wont. but he aint the sh*t] Rob and Taylor each have a movie premiering next year on the same day and we would like to know which will do better-to be fair Taylor already has an advantage considering ever celebrity who's somebody will be in that damn movie-however i'm betting on Rob hottie all the way because he never fails. [actually... he failed to shave those nasty tummy hairs b4 shooting NM] well that twitter msg was a huge fail but that's beside the point we loves us some Rob. Will this become a team Edward vs. Team Jacon battle or Rob vs. Taylor or Robward vs. Taycon? i'm hoping you all know the difference by now.
fyi team Jacon was created by Twihersheys lol cause b*tch can't spell, shows you how much she supports the puppy. ummm can you NOT put my spelling errors on blast?! DANG!!!



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***Rude red comments were so rudely made by twihersheys, did i mention how rude she is intruding on my blog, rude!

the WORST Team Jacob merchandise... EVER!

Okay, you've all seen Ms. Team Edward's [kim] crazy blogs about random.. RANDOM twilight merchandise... make-up, clothes, Edward wig, shoes, etc. But I believe I have literally found one of the most disturbing pieces of merchandise! You all know I'm all for Team Jacob & I absolutely adore Taylor aka "jail bait hottie" [my new nickname for him!] but I would NEVER EVER be caught dead in what I'm about to show you! And I swear if i see anyone in these.. they will be fussed at.. or laughed at!! I really do believe these may by worse than ANY other 'Twilight' themed shoes I've seen... [and sadly a few ppl on the site i found these said theyd really wear them.... i've been sniffing something!!]

Will any dude really get these if the dress as 'Jacob Black' for halloween???

more info about this picture and where it could have possibly come from can be found here

New Moon Preview we saw before watching Sorority Row!!!

So just came back from seeing Sorority Row, went with BFF told her i really wanted to see the crap but i just wanted to see the New Moon clip that we all knew Summit was gonna throw in there-will spare deets cause it's not even important, movie was more like porn than slasher-any who, saw clip of New Moon and it was amazing, it made me realize Summit was just d*ck teasing us the whole time with these stupid ass clips they've been throwing at us. Think of it as eating dog food your entire life until you discover real meat. I would bet my kids and their kids (if i had any that is) summit would've made serious money from Band Crap if they showed this clip cause it made sitting through boob fest '09 totally worth it! Sorry no videos to show, f*ckers practically searched us before the previews started. They told us to turn off our phones instead of the usual "please silencing your phone" and they waited til everyone did it. i know wtf right! the nerve! poor ole me would never video tape something illegally, just wanted to remember what i saw and share it but i showed them-who needs txt and video when you got good ole fashion pen and paper-so ha! Summit, ha! cause my creative ass took notes!
*spoiler alert*
.So the preview started how the last one ended with Jane walking through the door in the volturi lair, you see all the volturi coven Aro, Caius and Marcus sitting on their thrones-like true pimps!
.Edward and Bella at school in the parking lot with the damn black Volvo
.Edward leaves Bella in the woods after telling her she's no good for him
.Search party looking for Bella in the woods
.Someone-Sam i'm guessing but now i'm thinking Victoria-jumps out a big ass tree from way up and helps with search
.Bella laying in her bed screaming-this is after Edward left her, it was so sad you could feel her pain
.Bella confronts the wolf pack and someone transforms into a wolf-Paul i'm guessing-the sh*t was huge and we remember how impulsive Paul was from the book
.Bella and Jacob riding the bike, she falls off and hit her head after seeing Edward appear in front of her
.Bella and Jessica at the movie theater and she calls her an "adrenaline junkie"
.Bella and Jake at the theater on the stairs and he tells her he'll never leave her
.Bella jumps off cliff and she sees Edward in the water when she's drowning
.Jake pulls Bella out the water and yells [CORRECTION from Nicole- he says to her "What the hell were you thinking" while rubbing her face- he wasnt yelling] at her for jumping, she looked like a doll the way he yanked her ass out
.Alice tells Bella Edward plans to kill himself, she looks a hot mess like she was drowning [she didnt look a hot mess, just confused.. shocked.. confused....]
.Jake yells at Bella outside her house for going after Edward and she reminds him why she needs to go [again he doesnt YELL... he says "he left you bella,he didnt want you anymore" that was his way of reminding Bells why she should choose him =) ]
.Alice driving the Porsche with Bella clinging to the seat
.Bella runs through crowd into Edward when he's about to walk into sun light
.Edward fights with one of the guards-now this i don't remember being in the book, unless it's Alice's vision of Edward trying to find a way for them to escape, he wanted to fight one of the guards the first time so they would kill him and he wanted to fight them so Bella and Alice could escape-but they really go at it, like he gets thrown into the wall and body slammed kinda thing, he gets beaten pretty badly
.It ends with Jane torturing Edward and Bella yelling "no! stop it! your hurting him!" [not to be mean, but i totally wanted to see Edwards face while he was twitching... again not to be mean....]
***Did i miss anything BFF? told you i took notes but you refused to believe me, show you didn't i? next time have more faith in me damn it.
Fyi highly recommend finding a way to see that preview cause it will blow your mind.
By the way Summit, i will totally go into bitch mode if you show the same f*cking clip during the VMA's [i will too! show another/ different clip of Jake shirtless.. NO show EMMETT damn it!!!!] that wouldn't be fair to me after sitting patiently through boob fest '09 and bad acting.


all comments in this pretty color are posted by BFF/Nicole =)

Top 5 reasons Bella and Jacob's relationship couldn't work

He has a bad temper, Edward warned her to stay away from him because a young werewolf is very irrational

He's too impulsive, a little spontaneity is good sometimes but all time could be dangerous

If she stayed human and Jacob stayed wolf, she would die before he could grow old

Jacob preferred being in his wolf form more than being human

He would eventually get bored and leave her, once the chase was over and the excitement it brought with it

*BONUS~Wolves don't sparkle and if he can't sparkle, how can he dazzle you?*

sorry team Jacob, that was a low blow but had to post that one, it was too funny not to!
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"NEW" trailer for New Moon

Yea i shouldnt even be on here buuuutttt... dont feel like going to class yet. But I did find that new NM trailer everyone's been talking about. Not much of it is new to those of us who say the sneak peaks from Comic-Con but enough is new for me to post it here! And my Jakey is talking soooo its alll good! Team Jake fan, enjoy!!!



[video found at hitfix]