Breaking Dawn 2: The FINAL trailer

Remedy has chosen to live under a rock and refuses to watch any BD2 trailers... myself on the other hand am all for them! So it's only fitting that I show you all the final trailer on the blog.... What do you think?

Personally I think Bella makes a kick-ass vampire... and Jacob ::sigh:: love him as always!! Only 52 more days!!! I'm too excited!!!



We're back from under our rock

So I know it's been over a year since we've posted on this lovely blog. Partially due to the fact we were living in different states and kinda lost the Twi bug =( BUT never fear.... we've returned! Well at least I have ["wolf girl"].

So just to catch everyone up to date on the going-on's .... Remedy and I moved to Seattle almost 2 months ago [YES we're a hop, skip, and a jump away from Forks!] We're still getting settled with work, school and night life etc. Frankly I'm thrilled to be back in a big city and to have some freedom! I love my family and I kinda like Texas too, but it was time for me to GO!

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But I'm not here to discuss any of that! I'm here to discuss Twi... and the fact that the end of an epic Era is now in out near future! In less than 8 weeks Breaking Dawn part 2 will be released for the entire world to see. THE END of it all! Currently we're trying to decide if we're going to skip work November 16 and watch all 5 movies in the theaters..... Its funny how about 2 years ago we thought the fans that sat through 3 movies were psycho yet we're contemplating sitting through all 5! Yes it seems like a super fun idea for any Twi fan and 2 best friends.... but lil ole me has the attention span of a 8 year old sometimes.... and I can only take so much of Edward.... But at the same time I feel we need to go out with a bang for the final film... hell maybe even go to Forks or something , idk.

So for those of you who still follow our lil blog, what are your plans for Twi-Day (11.16.12)? Getting dressed up? Gonna watch all 5 films?? Let us know!

Til next time!

--Nicole "Wolf Girl"

New Eclipse Pictures and 2 New Clips

cuteness!

Hotness!

Damn!

gotta show some love to Mike

if i must....

All images via Socialite, they have tons of new pics over there if you want to check them out! Videos via Eclipse Movie

New Eclipse Clips

lmao, i love the comment from Edward: "Does he own a shirt" i keep repeating that part cause its so unexpected.

Did he really say i kissed Bella? Charlie should not be there cause Edward looks like he's gonna kill Jake. Don't remember this from the book but i like it!

RobWard looks really hot angry....yes i know i have a problem. RPLife has over 150 screencaps from these two videos.

How to get your hands on Bella's engagement ring

Infinite Jewelry, the same people who designed Bella's engagement ring with Steph Meyer also made her bracelet with Edward heart and Jacob's wolf. The ring is available for different prices depending on the type you want...translation: if you can't afford diamonds they have a ring for you! if you can't afford gold they also have a ring for you!

If you can afford either you shouldn't be trying to get your hands on this ring. Tell him your knocked up and make him buy you the ring then you say just kidding and keep if anyways.

Everything's on sale on their website as well as other "Twilight Jewelry" translation: stuff they put Bella/Twilight on to make us buy it :)

 um just a thought, isn't Jacob's wolf supposed to be made of wood? O.o  

Bella's mood swings are giving me whiplash

Have you ever felt like this?

Yeah me too, more times than not, how hard is it to have someone sit in your car without touching your *ish! This got me thinking, how many times did Bella really piss off Edward? I'm not just talking the blocking she did either: "no Edward, we should stop" "Edward, please don't stop" 

From Twilight to New Moon even Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Were we even surprised he kissed in Eclipse? she gave him the opening, made me laugh my ass off too "I punched a werewolf". Then there was the space heater incident, highly inappropriate! Then there was the time after their wedding when she decided to have a talk with Jake about her honeymoon. Bella, Bella, Bella....didn't Renee tell you to never talk sex with a man your never going to sleep with.

I wonder what would have happened if he really told her how she made him feel. I'm honestly surprised he didn't give up and bite for being so damn bipolar.

Holy **** Eclipse

this looks original don't remember reading this in the book!

i spy a wedding ring!

and a nasty looking weave....

On to the fun stuff!!

LEG HITCH!!!!

did Edward just grab Bella's boob?? I can't wait til June 30!!! How many more days to go? Good God, i need to get off the computer. On that note if we our bloggie after these pics it's so worth it! then again we're so small maybe no one will notice :)
source1 and source2 (i love you)

Tuesday funny- Jacob belongs with Bella?

saw this video and thought it was cute... maybe partially because its a T. Swift song... or beacause its about Jacob... either way its kinda T-squared related.. but that dosnt matter. Its cute/funny

New findings from New Moon: The Book

Started reading New Moon again last night,

 it's actually my first time reading it since i started this blog so about two months give or take a day, its also my third time reading it unless you count reading just the beginning and the end trying to skip Jacob's part (sorry but it was hell reading about Bella having fun with out Edward lol i know i'm certifiable). Where was i...oh yeah, so this time i decided to read it with an open mind and to my surprise it's like reading a new book. Here are some new things i found:

• I remembered hating Jessica and Laurent, wanting to slap Bella and Angela, I don't know if you noticed this but Angela is Bella in a normal human relationship...she has the human safe boyfriend but she devotes her self to Ben like Bella does to Edward, that might be the reason Edward and Ben got along. 
• I discovered something else that might also be important (to me any ways) Jacob is Bella's rebound guy, the guy that made you feel safe after a hard breakup, the one who comforted you and brought you back from the edge so you transfer all your feelings from your lost relationship into this new guy and depending on how much you let yourself feel it's an instant relationship or borderline friendship. 
• I think Jake felt it as well and tried to be everything Bella needed him to be. This is the problem with that type of relationship and the reason they never last: the girl doesn't allow herself to get over the last guy (Edward) so she's still hung up on him, thus being unable to move on. The rebound guy being unable to show his true self, usually stuck in the friend zone, decides to be the best friend she will ever have hoping she will someday realize her mistake and fall for him.

Am i a genius or what? don't you dare say or what! I'm gonna keep reading with an open mind and see what else i find. I will say i'm back to feeling pity for Jacob and a little less hatred for his persistence, I blame Bella and her mixed signals.

This Bella is a no, no...while we're at it, so is this...even though it's more of a HELL NO!

and this

 must i teach you everything?

highly inappropriate
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Bella fights for her man best buddy

Did we all see the Entertainment Tonight exclusive NM clip?! Taylor even introduced it!! Suppossedly this clip was shown at the Scream Awards this past weekend. Im still partially sad i wasnt there... coulda met my jailbait.. BUT Mr. Timberlake was in Vegas.. and well i really love that man.. but this blog isnt about JT... Scream Awards- NM clip- Bella slugs/punches/slaps Paul in the face!

Im sure from the very beginning when the very NM clip was released, we all sat and wondered WTF... is Bella running from Laurent?" "Her clothes are diff... who is she running from?" those questions are FINALLY answered! the answer: Paul. From the clip, and my own brain storming this is what i conclude: Bella confronts wold pack about Jacob's sudden wierdness/ Paul acts all bad-ass, brushed Bella off and laughs in her face/ Bella gets beyond pissed and does what we all think of doing when someone makes us angry... she sluggs the s**t out of Paul's face! haha THEN after he morphs into "the big bad wolf" and Bella regrets ever touching Paul she runs for her life towards Jake's house.... and then the more popular clip comes into play... Jacob morphs into a wolf and in wolf-talk, tell Paul to "back the f**k up!" hahaha i'm totally exaggerating that last part, but i'm sure he thinks something to that effect! well enough of my commentary.. check out the clip TwiRemedy/Mrs E.C. posted above..

in one more month... we'll get 2 hours on this! It's almost illegal!

The Insider's New Moon Monday

Hi faithful viewers and all new-visitors! Sorrie I've been soooo MIA the last few days.School is hectic and then I went to Vegas this wkend to see my boo J.Timberlake (can we say greatest performer EVER? I think we can!) Any-hoo I had a blast in Vegas... but I actually have some NM news.. haha for some reason Twilight won't stop following me. So as I was in vegas getting ready Saturday, on TV The Insider weekend edition showed some good NM footage. Not sure if thats what they're going to air at the Scream Awards... we'll have to wait and see but this is what they showed... Do we all remember the NM scene where Bella runs up to the Wolf Pack all mad and then Paul morphs in front of her?! WELL there's a portion of dialog that occurs we haven't seen. The clip was of Bella b**ch slapping Paul then he starts huffing and puffing like a true wolf before he morphs! Personally I thought it was funnie so I can't wait to see what they say to each other prior to Paul getting slapped, cause I dnt remember that from the book. So to see the whole clip, check out The Insider Monday night, check your local listings for exact times.. u don't wanna miss this!!!
more Taylor pics from last night!!!!!


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today's New Moon recap

Been brought to my attention that i blog with a sailors mouth, must apologize but some of the f-ckery in the twiworld demand said language, i'm docking the ship and i'll try to keep my language in check.

With that said i wanted to share some of my findings from today:
Chris Weitz will be in LA at the Beverly Hilton, he'll be doing a press conference. As much i would love to have that mess of a soundtrack explained to me i refuse to shell out $200 for that crap-see am changing-esp if there's no cast, not even one person means money will remain in the bank. This is the info, if you go tell Chris Twiremedy sent a message and it's just three words WTF-that doesn't count, i technically didn't cuss-Thank you in advance if you do deliver my msg. Actually, let him know i appreciate him, much more so than cougar Cathy......she knows why!
Found NM stills, eeeks!

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Here's Bella Swanson trying to be ever so gentle....that look on Edward's face screams hurry the hell up biotch

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Edward first, cause i loves him

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Mike Newton our favorite gramps

Found this pic of Mike Welch in character as Mike Newton, if you remember this is the scene with Mike Jake and Bella at the movies in New Moon and Mike is supposed to be sick....

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guess that's his sick face, isn't mike supposed to be in high school? why does he look like a swollen frog??? i'm gonna miss the old twilight days with stalker mike.

mtv's NM sneaky peek, a taste of what will air before the vma's

With the vma's coming in about 26 hrs-damn why couldn't that be the New Moon premiere-Summit being the total a-holes that they are reminded us why the didn't advertise the NM preview that was shown before boob fest '09 like they clearly did with band crap '09. This is a shot from the new never before seen world premiere which will air during the vma's on mtv tomorrow night-afternoon, i'm from LA trick-

in fact they have a nice little sneak peek for you to see and apart from this shot, everything else was in the leaked preview. Once again Edward doesn't look his normal hottie hot hot self, he has his hottie body but that night of the living dead look on his face does not work for me esp when Bella looks normal. 

this is for you BFF even though i'm still mad at for your insensitive
Edward comment, little fyiii, posted it right under Rob's sexy abs
intentionally

found this on breaking-dawn.fr where you can find a 
whole lot more

New Moon Preview we saw before watching Sorority Row!!!

So just came back from seeing Sorority Row, went with BFF told her i really wanted to see the crap but i just wanted to see the New Moon clip that we all knew Summit was gonna throw in there-will spare deets cause it's not even important, movie was more like porn than slasher-any who, saw clip of New Moon and it was amazing, it made me realize Summit was just d*ck teasing us the whole time with these stupid ass clips they've been throwing at us. Think of it as eating dog food your entire life until you discover real meat. I would bet my kids and their kids (if i had any that is) summit would've made serious money from Band Crap if they showed this clip cause it made sitting through boob fest '09 totally worth it! Sorry no videos to show, f*ckers practically searched us before the previews started. They told us to turn off our phones instead of the usual "please silencing your phone" and they waited til everyone did it. i know wtf right! the nerve! poor ole me would never video tape something illegally, just wanted to remember what i saw and share it but i showed them-who needs txt and video when you got good ole fashion pen and paper-so ha! Summit, ha! cause my creative ass took notes!
*spoiler alert*
.So the preview started how the last one ended with Jane walking through the door in the volturi lair, you see all the volturi coven Aro, Caius and Marcus sitting on their thrones-like true pimps!
.Edward and Bella at school in the parking lot with the damn black Volvo
.Edward leaves Bella in the woods after telling her she's no good for him
.Search party looking for Bella in the woods
.Someone-Sam i'm guessing but now i'm thinking Victoria-jumps out a big ass tree from way up and helps with search
.Bella laying in her bed screaming-this is after Edward left her, it was so sad you could feel her pain
.Bella confronts the wolf pack and someone transforms into a wolf-Paul i'm guessing-the sh*t was huge and we remember how impulsive Paul was from the book
.Bella and Jacob riding the bike, she falls off and hit her head after seeing Edward appear in front of her
.Bella and Jessica at the movie theater and she calls her an "adrenaline junkie"
.Bella and Jake at the theater on the stairs and he tells her he'll never leave her
.Bella jumps off cliff and she sees Edward in the water when she's drowning
.Jake pulls Bella out the water and yells [CORRECTION from Nicole- he says to her "What the hell were you thinking" while rubbing her face- he wasnt yelling] at her for jumping, she looked like a doll the way he yanked her ass out
.Alice tells Bella Edward plans to kill himself, she looks a hot mess like she was drowning [she didnt look a hot mess, just confused.. shocked.. confused....]
.Jake yells at Bella outside her house for going after Edward and she reminds him why she needs to go [again he doesnt YELL... he says "he left you bella,he didnt want you anymore" that was his way of reminding Bells why she should choose him =) ]
.Alice driving the Porsche with Bella clinging to the seat
.Bella runs through crowd into Edward when he's about to walk into sun light
.Edward fights with one of the guards-now this i don't remember being in the book, unless it's Alice's vision of Edward trying to find a way for them to escape, he wanted to fight one of the guards the first time so they would kill him and he wanted to fight them so Bella and Alice could escape-but they really go at it, like he gets thrown into the wall and body slammed kinda thing, he gets beaten pretty badly
.It ends with Jane torturing Edward and Bella yelling "no! stop it! your hurting him!" [not to be mean, but i totally wanted to see Edwards face while he was twitching... again not to be mean....]
***Did i miss anything BFF? told you i took notes but you refused to believe me, show you didn't i? next time have more faith in me damn it.
Fyi highly recommend finding a way to see that preview cause it will blow your mind.
By the way Summit, i will totally go into bitch mode if you show the same f*cking clip during the VMA's [i will too! show another/ different clip of Jake shirtless.. NO show EMMETT damn it!!!!] that wouldn't be fair to me after sitting patiently through boob fest '09 and bad acting.


all comments in this pretty color are posted by BFF/Nicole =)

What if.....Bella was your BFF??

So i just spent the last five hours reading the first eight chapters of Dark Side Of the Moon-it's a fan created version of New Moon from Edwards perspective, basically Midnight Sun but written by a fan not Stephenie Meyer, it's amazing how well Blondie understand Stephenie and the characters-if you haven't read it then i'd suggest pulling up a chair. Anyways i started thinking, what if Bella was my BFF?? To be honest, i would hit the bitch a few times a week for good measure, lol. Kinda harsh i know but she's psychotic, she's seems to have a sixth sense but she's not very street smart. so what about you guys...what if Bella was your BFF???
Found these on google and had to share, hope they do to you what they did to me..........It's called "Bella Sucks" while i don't think Bella sucks but this is too damn hilarious to pass up
 
Bella Swan sucks by *Lelia on deviantART
Love the wolf packs comments, that's some funny sh*t

wtf is this??? Damn!!!Bitch face anyone??? um, what the hell happened to Edward? thought he couldn't age...it's all the angst well angst and the result of not getting none.

LMAO is that all i can say
***NOOOO Twihard emails please, i'd hit Bella not Kstew! One's real and one's not!

Other TwiNews

So last night's concert seem to be the topic of the day but there are other things going on in the Twilight world. The VMA's is this Sunday which means we're only that much closer to the brand new New Moon clip and Muse's performance. The New Moon soundtrack is actually available for pre-order, it will be available 10/20!

Cameron Bright aka Alec is host a live chat right now- http://camfans.org/- this is what he had to say...." It will be a 'get to know me' chat and not about my role in Twilight or the cast members. Please respect that."

***fyi you do need to be a registered member of his website as well.

Saw this on Radar and had to post it just because! Twitternelli told us yesterday that today they film the new  born fight scenes, guess all the bruising Ashley has will either pay off or get worst. Also came across a 100 monkeys interview! 

we've seen this pic before but MTV asks a good question, which scene is it?? most ppl seem to think it's after the birthday party but if you remember during the party Bella got hurt and Carlisle gave her a brace so this can't be after. It could be the morning before the party, before school??? What do you think?

Top 5 reasons Bella and Jacob's relationship couldn't work

He has a bad temper, Edward warned her to stay away from him because a young werewolf is very irrational

He's too impulsive, a little spontaneity is good sometimes but all time could be dangerous

If she stayed human and Jacob stayed wolf, she would die before he could grow old

Jacob preferred being in his wolf form more than being human

He would eventually get bored and leave her, once the chase was over and the excitement it brought with it

*BONUS~Wolves don't sparkle and if he can't sparkle, how can he dazzle you?*

sorry team Jacob, that was a low blow but had to post that one, it was too funny not to!
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Twilight without Jacob...who would fetch the space heater??

~Disclaimer, this is all hypothetical, meant in no way to harm or offend anyone especially not the writer and her amazing books which will forever change our lives. There might be some *SPOILERS* in this blog if you lived under a rock and did not read the books.

Ever imagined what would happen if Stephenie Meyer had altered New Moon like she did in her outtakes? how would the story change? would team Jacob even exist? what about other changes like if Carlisle didn't bite Edward and he died like he was supposed to? what then?

*Team Jacob and Team Edward both have different views on this topic so this will be interesting to say the least and now, Twilight..........with out Jacob

When Edward left Bella in New Moon, Jacob rescued her, he became her sun, blah, blah, blah. The truth is as much as i would like to hate Jake, he did save her, if he wasn't there to rescue her, Bella would have drowned when she jumped off the cliff so...(if we must) one point team Jacob.

If Jake followed Sam's orders that night like he was supposed to (another arguement against hot headed, Immature jacob) if Bella didn't guess his secret, would she be dating MIKE? hey anythings possible but team Mike??? oh the horror, i can just image the pervy thoughts rolling through his head.....part two coming soon.

*Ideas taken from Stephenie Meyers New Moon outtakes found on her website stepheniemeyers.com, image taken from yahoo images and here

Feel free to join the discussion and leave a comment, we would love to hear you thoughts.