I'm somewhat secure enough to let the world know i shop at Torrid (cute clothes that fit my boobs what can i say), I've been waiting for the New Moon line since i know for sure the sh*t at Nordstrom's will not fit me even if i saran wrap my body with oil i could slick my way into those small ass shirts. I noticed they add a few shirts, they only had the one of Edward, Bella and Jacob since august, i was so ashamed when i came across these....
Dakota already has a big head, iiiii don't think i want to have it plastered across my chest
Then there's the Forks Tee, um....what can i say without sounding like a b*tch, i love Twilight but i really could care less about Forks or their highschool.
Then there's Bella's dress.....
are you f*cking kidding me, Bella/Kstew didn't look so great in that dress so i know for damn sure i won't either, that thing would be a fugly mistake! I won't even start on the Edward and Jacob shirts.....decided for yourselves. source
Damn you real world, Damn you!!!!! How the futuck did i miss alllllll this manly goodness, my goodies, my goodies....
maybe your right twihershey i do speak a little wolf!
appearently since we're all desperate if you spend $50 at Nordstroms you get a free ticket to New Moon on nov. 19, personally i think buying the damn ticket myself would be cheaper but what do i know. Their clothes are cute especially the New Moon line but i'd be damned if i let them insult me like that unless they're giving a ticket to the Westwood premiere on Nov. 16 :) Find info here pic source
Can't make it to Twi-Tour?? Or is the TwiTour not stopping in your town??! Creations Entertainment doesn't want you to worry!! They've realized that they can make an even larger profit AND make all Twihards happy at the same time! They just added various Twilight merchandise for you to order. They have shirts, glossy 8x10 photos [the official shots & movie stills] of ALL characters- Culllen fam, wolf pack, Volturi, the 'bad' vampires too! Go here to check out what they have and buy to your hearts desire!!
P.s. Um is it me or do the guy who play Marcus look like the Ooz guy from the Power Rangers movie (1995)-- just sayin...
sorrie...no time to post pics i'm at school =( i'll try to update later though!
So tired.....it's been a long sh*tty day until i saw this! Twihershey has been dying to get her hands on one of these. She has been to every bk in our neighborhood trying to find out when she can get her very own. Did i mention she will be wearing it to the nm premiere??? source
Just in time for NM burger king released info on how you can get your very own crown. Click here to find out more info so you can be first in line with Twihershey. i can't believe she will rock this sh*t to the NM premiere in Nov. but she won't even consider becoming Pattinson pants lady for a couple of short hours. Yes everyone our very own TwiCrackhead will be wearing the BK crown to the NM premiere so you can spot her a mile away, to make it worst she's teaming it with a Team Jake shirt. Take it from me bff, neither is less embarrassing! Here's an idea why not wear it with this??? source
That's right, the latest Edward wig!
Okay, you've all seen Ms. Team Edward's [kim] crazy blogs about random.. RANDOM twilight merchandise... make-up, clothes, Edward wig, shoes, etc. But I believe I have literally found one of the most disturbing pieces of merchandise! You all know I'm all for Team Jacob & I absolutely adore Taylor aka "jail bait hottie" [my new nickname for him!] but I would NEVER EVER be caught dead in what I'm about to show you! And I swear if i see anyone in these.. they will be fussed at.. or laughed at!! I really do believe these may by worse than ANY other 'Twilight' themed shoes I've seen... [and sadly a few ppl on the site i found these said theyd really wear them.... i've been sniffing something!!]
Will any dude really get these if the dress as 'Jacob Black' for halloween???
more info about this picture and where it could have possibly come from can be found here
So while you were obsessing about Taylor and Kstew's impending visit to Knoxville, i was busy finding more twicrap!-personally i don't approve of this, yes it's for charity and what not but those bitches hounded the cast and made them look heartless until someone agreed to the New Moon premiere, there are other ways to raise money for charity, besides don't most of that money go to the movie theater. Listen, there is a reason why premieres happen in LA, accept it and move on-if your at all interested in this crap you can read the damn story here.
to view the rest you can go here.
First of all let me say this, if i see any one in my neighbourhood wearing this sh*t i will personally make you look [more] like a dumbass. This is just nasty looking, it's just wrong. I was going through Twifans and stumbled across this monstrosity........
damn, i think if i say any more i might get arrested.
we would like to introduce you to the twilight chucks, you can customize them with your fav team or even your fav book-take it from me, make sure they paint "big ass loser" on it as well when you place your order. The examiner has the full story as well as order details.
found this and it was so hilarious i had to post it, not exactly twicrap but it will make you laugh all the same.
Hey BFF remember how we were laughing at the autographed copy of NM for $400 well got one better for ya, ready?, NM soundtrack Limited Edition for $500 oh excuse me $499.99-why do people refuse to accept the last damn penny- with tax that's what $550 i say oh hell no!
Edward tissues any one? Fine it's Edward and Bella but you don't have to look at her, find more designs to keep you under the weather on TwiFans, don't tell me you wouldn't mind getting a cold after seeing this???
~BFF, i know what you're thinking and don't you dare, come Christmas i refuse to accept this!
Check out the bus um did Summit run out of money or did someone forget how to spell Quileute??-mine might not be right either, team edward ppl, but it's still a whole lot closer than Quillayute-Find more of the saga cars on Twilight Gossip reminds me of Pumpkin from Twilight
Jimmy's back! well his version of Edward anyways and once again Edward's bothered....
And now the funny ***FYI this is not for your eyes if your too young to buy porn***
I did promise funny, didn't say it would be PG, so the examiner has an article on this lovely piece of art-to be honest if it's not Rob then who cares!-oh wait she's an award winning actress, award of the porn kinda that is not the Oscars don't get it twisted but the real funny is.......this is the second Twilight porn parody the first was The Twilight of Virginity, i leave you with that cause there's nothing i can say it's too degrading but we all knew it was coming-lol, sorry-esp after the production of The Vamp
Found this on google images to further emphasis yesterday post of TwiCrap Merchandise, if your modeling a doll after a character, um shouldn't the doll look like that person?? Kstew even said the doll has a bigger rack than she does, let's get it together ppl!
The only thing i can say is the hair matches Bella's hair in Eclipse so they got something right......Splash News has more deets on these doll if you really give a crap and yes for once they got something right.
******little bit of an update TwiFans also has pics of 100monkeys looking as fine as they did on Thurs night. i'm so jumping ship-team jacksper.....grrrr daddy, wanna take the entire third and forth row of jackson......sry i'm back, oh behave!-well until i see another Rob pic then i get back on the wagon or anything he wants. So wanna go to their concert or atleast Vancity, damn you passport! a plague on all your houses.
Robsessed posted a blog which basically said they wanted ppl to see the garbage out there on their site so we don't go wasting money and i thought that was a good message to pass along. Kudos Robsessed, i tip my hat to you, with that said i realized that our love for everything twilight started to create a domino effect, things are getting out of hand ppl. There's a lot of twilight crap merchandise out there- i'm not talking about the clothes because those are cute but "the vamp", the shower curtain, the dolls, the creepy ass wall thing, and so on-it's becoming a bit much. It seems like everyone tries to get money out of us just by slapping twilight, vampire or werewolf on their product. Case in point: The city of Forks, WA, they will be celebrating Bella's fictional birthday and Stephenie Meyer day on sept.13. Somehow this became Stephenie Meyer weekend as if day wasn't enough, why?? you might ask, because we flock to forks when ever they mention anything twilight related and spend like fools. It seems to me they're hoping we'll follow suit next weekend and spend, spend, spend some more-oh, there will be a free concert because that seems to make it better-. For more info and a list of events for next weekend check the peninsula daily news.
Found these pics on robert-pattinson.ca and it's new to me because it made my heart skip a beat in a whole new way lol had to throw this one in as well for good measure because we just love looking at him.
** Kim claims this is "old news" BUT I still feel like posting it.. since I don't post as often as I would like =/ so let me have my moment **
As I was checking my twitter this morning yesterday before an 8am meeting & I noticed a tweet from local radio station 102.7 Kiis fm & can u guess what it said?! Nope nothing about Britney Spears' tour, Miley Cyrus or (technically) no other music related news. They inform their followers that those lovely Edward Cullen/RPattz shower curtains have sold out! WTF r u ppl serious? Idk if I'm more upset that they wasted a tweet on this information or that the shower curtain was really that big of a item. I mean if these buyers are under 18 yr olds their mom and/or dad forked up $70 (according to the site) to have the house bathroom (or their daugher's if she has her own) decked out w/ Rob's face. Yea its suppose to be "edward cullen" but this isn't a cartoon people, its not the same as a 5yr old wanted SpongeBob bathroom decor!Its still Rob's face staring at u as u shower/bathe.... which is distrubing I'm sorry. Isn't the posters "staring" at u n your room bad enough. (Y'all totally know what I mean. If you've ever had ur room decked out w/ posters n u look at em long enough and it appears their staring back when u move...). Now if anyone over age 18 has purchased this shower curtain... shame on you! That worse than me almost buying the JTimberlake Rolling Stone tote bag from Wal-mart (which I almost did yesterday :-/ )
So yea. This twilight merchandise craze has gone too far. Next will they be saying "The Vamp" has sold out? I won't even want to know the age demographics for that! So people please calm down w/ the random twilight merchandise... its not that serious... although someone should totally make Emmett workout gear! I'd buy that! :)
I see we somehow managed to sell out all the life size Edward wall decal aka that creepy looking thing on your wall looking back at you. (don't lie you already bought it and mounted! it's too late now to return it just don't tell anyone about it, except me that is :))
why are you TwiHards to crazy??? WE ARE IN A RECESSION!!! stop wasting money, that thing is creepy and if you feel like you have too much money you can always donate some my way.......> *winky**wink* can you imagine being alone in the dark with that thing..........................which bring us to our next topic
I've spent the last 24hrs thinking whether or not i should inform you guys about this and i've made my decision so here goes~I'm told there's a twidildo excuse me a sexual toy based on twilight but is in no way affiliated with it because they are trying not to get sued. The thing sparlesppl, sparkles, appearently they also want you to freeze it???? to be more like edwardi'm guessing.....ewwww even creepier. If that didn't make you quit reading our blog you can find more info here, it's actually a funny article esp if your in need of a good laugh, it's so worth the read.
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