Cougars strike again

The awful truth reports that Nordstrom is complaining about the mysterious disappearances of life size Edward and Jacob. I'm not saying you did it...even though we know you did. Gotta give them credit, they were taught to settle for the next best thing. Am just wondering what they're doing with those cutouts? obviously they're not stealing for themselves. This story is too hilarious for you not to read.... vintage aged? oh come on they're cougars which means they're old and if they're not ashamed of stealing NM cut outs they shouldn't be ashamed of their age either.